The Bush administration's federal budget proposal contains a recycled, yet innovative idea. A tree sale! Sell more than 300,000 acres of federal forest land, then use the cash to finance rural schools.
What I like best about this plan? The little Bush can kill two birds with one stone!
Once he finally succeeds in selling our trees, no rural areas will remain. The country will become one big strip mall and those cumbersome rural schools won't weigh us down anymore. Really now, won't you be happy when all schools are conveniently located in urban areas, near fast food chains, where they should be?
I say, mission accomplished!